Nick Vujicic is a preacher, a motivational speaker and the director of Life Without Limbs, an organization for the physically disabled.

Life Without Limbs

The Life Without Limbs organization, which Vujicic founded in 2005, is aimed at giving people living with no limbs motivation and inspiration for their lives. This is done by giving speeches worldwide about Christian faith and the impact that faith in God can have to help the world.

Howard Stern to replace Simon Cowell

According to several sources throughout Hollywood we have unconfirmed reports that Howard Stern will be replacing Simon Cowell on American Idol.

“American Idol” producers are eager to hire Howard Stern to replace Simon Cowell as the show’s tough-talking judge, sources tell Page Six.

An insider said that producers of the hit Fox show say Stern, America’s highest-paid radio personality, is their top choice to take over from Cowell, who leaves at the end of this season. They approached the King of All Media after he repeatedly mentioned on-air that his exclusive Sirius XM Radio deal expires next January and he was open to other offers. Cowell was paid $50 million a year.

A source connected to “Idol” said, “It’s one of the few shows that could compete with Stern’s $100 million-a-year Sirius contract, and ‘Idol’ bosses think he’d be even nastier than Simon. “They know he would be great TV and would clash with the other judges such as Ellen DeGeneres and the contestants. ‘Idol’ will do what it takes to sign him.” But a second source told us Stern hasn’t made the “Idol” talks easy, and has been giving out mixed messages about his intentions.

“Despite what he’s been saying on-air, Howard isn’t ready to leave radio and would like to stay on at Sirius,” the source said. “We believe this is a ploy to make Sirius pay up and keep him on his huge contract. But if Sirius can’t pay him the money he wants, he may negotiate to film ‘Idol’ on the side.”

Stern is also believed to be reluctant to commit to a show that would require him to tour the US as a judge and spend much of the year in Los Angeles.

He recently said, somewhat cryptically, “I was approached by a major TV network to take over a TV show and leave here and do that next year — and I did turn it down . . . I’m not even sure if I want to be working. I’m waiting to see what happens.”

Calls to Stern’s agent and producer were not returned. A rep for FOX declined to comment.

Howard Allan Stern (born January 12, 1954) is an American radio and media personality most notable for his radio show which since January 9, 2006, has been broadcasting on Sirius XM, an uncensored satellite radio service. Although described by the media as a “shock jock” for his sometimes controversial commentary and segments, Stern argues it never was his intention to “shock” people, whether discussing world affairs or the staff he works with. Stern is the highest-paid radio personality in the United States, and also the most fined, following a long history with the Federal Communications Commission (FCC) since 1987.

Stern began his career in the radio industry in February 1975 at his campus station at Boston University, presenting a one-hour comedy program called “The King Schmaltz Bagel Hour” with college friends. Developing his on-air style for four years at Briarcliff Manor, Hartford and Detroit from 1977–1980, Stern paired up with his on-air news anchor Robin Quivers at Washington, D.C. in 1981. By August 1982, he arrived at New York City, the country’s largest radio market. Despite numerous disputes with management, Stern would have the top afternoon show by mid-1985. After being fired that September, he returned to New York airwaves on WXRK after a two-month absence, broadcasting for over twenty years until leaving for satellite radio, where he would be free from content restrictions imposed by the FCC, in December 2005.

Despite being little known outside the United States Stern describes himself as “The King of All Media” for his successes not only in radio but in print, film and television. His two books, Private Parts (1993) and Miss America (1995), received great media attention and sales, topping The New York Times Best Seller list within weeks of their release. The former was later adapted into a 1997 film of the same name directed by Betty Thomas, which grossed over $40 million in the United States alone. Stern’s television endeavors include various late night shows and successful pay-per-view specials.

Simon Phillip Cowell (born 7 October 1959) is an English music executive, television producer and entrepreneur. He is known in the United Kingdom and in the United States for his role as a talent judge on TV shows such as Pop Idol, The X Factor, Britain’s Got Talent, and American Idol. He is also the owner of the television production and music publishing house Syco.

Cowell is notorious as a judge for his blunt and often controversial criticisms, insults and wisecracks about contestants and their abilities. He is often parodied in pop culture, and was described by the The Times as representing the “heartless, thoughtless and superficial – the flotsam and jetsam of the polluted seas of celebrity that is likely to sink without trace into toxic foam”. Cowell is known for combining activities in the television and music industries, having promoted singles and records for various artists, including television personalities. He was most recently featured on the sixth series of The X Factor, the third series of Britain’s Got Talent, and can currently be seen on the ninth season of American Idol.

American Idol

American Idol is a reality television competition which finds new solo musical talent. It was created by Simon Fuller and debuted June 11, 2002, as American Idol: The Search for a Superstar on the Fox network. It has since become one of the most popular shows in the history of American television. It is currently the #1 TV show in the Nielsen ratings and is one of only three that have been #1 for five consecutive seasons, along with All in the Family and The Cosby Show.

Part of the Idol franchise, it is a spin-off from the British show Pop Idol, of which two series were broadcast between 2001 and 2003 in the United Kingdom and Ireland.

The program aims to discover the best singer in the country through a series of nation-wide auditions which culminates in viewer voting to determine the winner. Through telephone and SMS Text voting, America has chosen past winners Kelly Clarkson, Ruben Studdard, Fantasia Barrino, Carrie Underwood, Taylor Hicks, Jordin Sparks, David Cook, and Kris Allen (listed in chronological order). Every American Idol winner except for Jordin Sparks (from Arizona) has been from the American South. The eligible age-range for contestants is currently 16–28 years old. The upper age limit was 24 in the first three seasons.

The series employs a panel of judges who critique the contestants’ performances: Grammy award-winning record producer and music manager Randy Jackson and award-winning music executive and music manager Simon Cowell have been judges for the entire series. Grammy award-winning pop singer and Emmy award-winning choreographer Paula Abdul was a judge for the show’s first eight seasons. The format originally featured three judges, with Latin Grammy Award-nominated singer–songwriter and record producer Kara DioGuardi added as a fourth judge for the eighth season. On September 9, 2009, Ellen DeGeneres was confirmed to be Abdul’s replacement for the ninth season. The show has been renewed for three more seasons. On January 11, 2010 Simon Cowell announced that he was leaving the show to pursue introducing his show The X Factor to the USA for 2011.

Ryan Seacrest has hosted the show for its entire run. During the first season, he was joined by comedian Brian Dunkleman. The American Idol band is currently led by Rickey Minor. Dorian Holley of Los Angeles Music Academy is Music Director and vocal coach ; he has been with the show since 2006.

The show usually airs on Tuesday and Wednesday nights in the United States and Canada, Wednesday and Thursday nights in Australia and Asia, Wednesday and Thursday nights on ITV2 in the United Kingdom, Friday nights in Ireland, Friday and Saturday nights in Israel, and Saturday and Sunday nights in Latin America.

Entertainment Weekly put it on its end-of-the-decade, “best-of” list, saying, “It’s given us Kelly, Carrie, Daughtry, and J. Hud. Idol rules the reality roost because the winners of Fox’s ratings juggernaut actually do go on to greatness. And Taylor Hicks? He’s the exception that proves the rule.”

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George W. Bush Quotes

Whether you like the former President George W. Bush or not the fact remains… George W. Bush has said some dumb quotes over the years as President of the United States. I decided to post some of the Dumbest Bush Quotes of All Time. And if former President Bush is reading this I think he will even get a laugh out of some of his quotes.

1. Use power to help people. For we are given power not to advance our own purposes nor to make a great show in the world, nor a name. There is but one just use of power and it is to serve people. George W. Bush
2. We can’t allow the world’s worst leaders to blackmail, threaten, hold freedom-loving nations hostage with the world’s worst weapons. George W. Bush
3. We cannot let terrorists hold this nation hostile or hold our allies hostile. George W. Bush
4. We don’t believe in planners and deciders making the decisions on behalf of Americans. George W. Bush
5. We know that dictators are quick to choose aggression, while free nations strive to resolve differences in peace. George W. Bush
6. We will build new ships to carry man forward into the universe, to gain a new foothold on the moon and to prepare for new journeys to the worlds beyond our own. George W. Bush
7. We will make no distinction between the terrorists who committed these acts and those who harbor them. George W. Bush
8. We will stand up for our friends in the world. And one of the most important friends is the State of Israel. My administration will be steadfast in support Israel against terrorism and violence, and in seeking the peace for which all Israelis pray. George W. Bush
9. We’ve climbed the mighty mountain. I see the valley below, and it’s a valley of peace. George W. Bush
10. When I take action, I’m not going to fire a $2 million missile at a $10 empty tent and hit a camel in the butt. It’s going to be decisive. George W. Bush
11. When you turn your heart and your life over to Christ, when you accept Christ as the savior, it changes your heart. George W. Bush
12. With those attacks, the terrorists and their supporters declared war on the United States. And war is what they got. George W. Bush
13. You can fool some of the people all the time, and those are the ones you want to concentrate on. George W. Bush
14. You can’t put democracy and freedom back into a box. George W. Bush
15. You teach a child to read, and he or her will be able to pass a literacy test. George W. Bush
16. The deliberate and deadly attacks which were carried out yesterday against our country were more than acts of terror. They were acts of war. George W. Bush
17. The legislature’s job is to write law. It’s the executive branch’s job to interpret law. George W. Bush
18. The men and women of Afghanistan are building a nation that is free, and proud, and fighting terror – and America is honored to be their friend. George W. Bush
19. The once all-powerful ruler of Iraq was found in a hole, and now sits in a prison cell. George W. Bush
20. The resolve of our great nation is being tested. But make no mistake, we will show the world that we will pass the test. George W. Bush
21. The terrorists and their supporters declared war on the United States – and war is what they got. George W. Bush
22. The terrorists are fighting freedom with all their cunning and cruelty because freedom is their greatest fear – and they should be afraid, because freedom is on the march. George W. Bush
23. The true history of my administration will be written 50 years from now, and you and I will not be around to see it. George W. Bush
24. The tyrant has fallen, and Iraq is free. George W. Bush
25. The United States and our allies are determined: we refuse to live in the shadow of this ultimate danger. George W. Bush
26. The United States of America will never be intimidated by thugs and assassins. The killers will fail, and the Iraqi people will live in freedom. George W. Bush
27. The United States prefers that Iraq meet its obligations voluntarily, yet we are prepared for the alternative. George W. Bush
28. The wisest use of American strength is to advance freedom. George W. Bush
29. There’s no bigger task than protecting the homeland of our country. George W. Bush
30. This was not an act of terrorism, but it was an act of war. George W. Bush
31. This way of life is worth defending. George W. Bush
32. This young century will be liberty’s century. George W. Bush
33. To those of you who received honors, awards and distinctions, I say well done. And to the C students, I say you, too, can be president of the United States. George W. Bush
34. Today we affirm a new commitment to live out our nation’s promise through civility, courage, compassion and character. George W. Bush
35. It is clear our nation is reliant upon big foreign oil. More and more of our imports come from overseas. George W. Bush
36. It’s clearly a budget. It’s got a lot of numbers in it. George W. Bush
37. It’s going to be the year of the sharp elbow and the quick tongue. George W. Bush
38. Leadership to me means duty, honor, country. It means character, and it means listening from time to time. George W. Bush
39. Natural gas is hemispheric. I like to call it hemispheric in nature because it is a product that we can find in our neighborhoods. George W. Bush
40. Now, there are some who would like to rewrite history – revisionist historians is what I like to call them. George W. Bush
41. On September 11 2001, America felt its vulnerability even to threats that gather on the other side of the Earth. We resolved then, and we are resolved today, to confront every threat from any source that could bring sudden terror and suffering to America. George W. Bush
42. Only a liberal senator from Massachusetts would say that a 49 percent increase in funding for education was not enough. George W. Bush
43. Our nation must come together to unite. George W. Bush
44. Our Nation must defend the sanctity of marriage. George W. Bush
45. People make suggestions on what to say all the time. I’ll give you an example; I don’t read what’s handed to me. People say, ‘Here, here’s your speech, or here’s an idea for a speech.’ They’re changed. Trust me. George W. Bush
46. Saddam Hussein is a homicidal dictator who is addicted to weapons of mass destruction. George W. Bush
47. Senator Kerry has been in Washington long enough to take both sides on just about every issue. George W. Bush
48. Some folks look at me and see a certain swagger, which in Texas is called “walking.” George W. Bush
49. Some have argued that confronting the threat from Iraq could detract from the war against terror. To the contrary, confronting the threat posed by Iraq is crucial to winning the war on terror. George W. Bush
50. States should have the right to enact laws… particularly to end the inhumane practice of ending a life that otherwise could live. George W. Bush
51. Terrorist attacks can shake the foundations of our biggest buildings, but they cannot touch the foundation of America. These acts shatter steel, but they cannot dent the steel of American resolve. George W. Bush
52. The action we take and the decisions we make in this decade will have consequences far into this century. If America shows weakness and uncertainty, the world will drift toward tragedy. That will not happen on my watch. George W. Bush
53. The California crunch really is the result of not enough power-generating plants and then not enough power to power the power of generating plants. George W. Bush
54. The course of this conflict is not known, yet its outcome is certain. Freedom and fear, justice and cruelty, have always been at war, and we know that God is not neutral between them. George W. Bush
55. Hundreds of thousands of American servicemen and women are deployed across the world in the war on terror. By bringing hope to the oppressed, and delivering justice to the violent, they are making America more secure. George W. Bush
56. I am mindful not only of preserving executive powers for myself, but for predecessors as well. George W. Bush
57. I believe a marriage is between a man and a woman. George W. Bush
58. I believe in the transformational power of liberty. I believe that the free Iraq is in this nation’s interests. I believe a free Afghanistan is in this nation’s interest. George W. Bush
59. I believe that God has planted in every heart the desire to live in freedom. George W. Bush
60. I believe the most solemn duty of the American president is to protect the American people. If America shows uncertainty and weakness in this decade, the world will drift toward tragedy. This will not happen on my watch. George W. Bush
61. I can hear you, the rest of the world can hear you and the people who knocked these buildings down will hear all of us soon. George W. Bush
62. I have a different vision of leadership. A leadership is someone who brings people together. George W. Bush
63. I just want you to know that, when we talk about war, we’re really talking about peace. George W. Bush
64. I know it’s going to be the private sector that leads this country out of the current economic times we’re in. You can spend your money better than the government can spend your money. George W. Bush
65. I sent American troops to Iraq to make its people free, not to make them American. Iraqis will write their own history and find their own way. George W. Bush
66. I think we ought to raise the age at which juveniles can have a gun. George W. Bush
67. I think you can judge from somebody’s actions a kind of a stability and sense of purpose perhaps created by strong religious roots. I mean, there’s a certain patience, a certain discipline, I think, that religion helps you achieve. George W. Bush
68. I told you I’m not going to criticize my successor. I’ll just tell you that there are people at Gitmo that will kill American people at a drop of a hat and I don’t believe that persuasion isn’t going to work. Therapy isn’t going to cause terrorists to change their mind. George W. Bush
69. I understand everybody in this country doesn’t agree with the decisions I’ve made. And I made some tough decisions. But people know where I stand. George W. Bush
70. I want to thank you for taking time out of your day to come and witness my hanging. George W. Bush
71. I will never relent in defending America – whatever it takes. George W. Bush
72. I’m hopeful. I know there is a lot of ambition in Washington, obviously. But I hope the ambitious realize that they are more likely to succeed with success as opposed to failure. George W. Bush
73. If you’re sick and tired of the politics of cynicism and polls and principles, come and join this campaign. George W. Bush
74. Iraq is no diversion. It is a place where civilization is taking a decisive stand against chaos and terror, we must not waver. George W. Bush
75. “I promise you I will listen to what has been said here, even though I wasn’t here.” –at the President’s Economic Forum in Waco, Texas, Aug. 13, 2002
76. “We spent a lot of time talking about Africa, as we should. Africa is a nation that suffers from incredible disease.” –Gothenburg, Sweden, June 14, 2001
77. “You teach a child to read, and he or her will be able to pass a literacy test.” -Townsend, Tenn., Feb. 21, 2001
78. “I am here to make an announcement that this Thursday, ticket counters and airplanes will fly out of Ronald Reagan Airport.” –Washington, D.C., Oct. 3, 2001
79. “Tribal sovereignty means that; it’s sovereign. I mean, you’re a — you’ve been given sovereignty, and you’re viewed as a sovereign entity. And therefore the relationship between the federal government and tribes is one between sovereign entities.” –Washington, D.C., Aug. 6, 2004
80. “I couldn’t imagine somebody like Osama bin Laden understanding the joy of Hanukkah.” –at a White House menorah lighting ceremony, Washington, D.C., Dec. 10, 2001
81. “You know, one of the hardest parts of my job is to connect Iraq to the war on terror.” –interview with CBS News’ Katie Couric, Sept. 6, 2006
82. “The same folks that are bombing innocent people in Iraq were the ones who attacked us in America on September the 11th.” –Washington, D.C., July 12, 2007
83. “I’m the commander — see, I don’t need to explain — I do not need to explain why I say things. That’s the interesting thing about being president.” –as quoted in Bob Woodward’s Bush at War
84. “Oh, no, we’re not going to have any casualties.” –discussing the Iraq war with Christian Coalition founder Pat Robertson in 2003, as quoted by Robertson
85. “I think I was unprepared for war.” –on the biggest regret of his presidency, ABC News interview, Dec. 1, 2008
86. “I will not withdraw, even if Laura and Barney are the only ones supporting me.” –talking to key Republicans about Iraq, as quoted by Bob Woodward
87. “I hear there’s rumors on the Internets that we’re going to have a draft.” –presidential debate, St. Louis, Mo., Oct. 8, 2004
88. “I know how hard it is for you to put food on your family.” –Greater Nashua, N.H., Chamber of Commerce, Jan. 27, 2000
89. “Do you have blacks, too?” –to Brazilian President Fernando Cardoso, Washington, D.C., Nov. 8, 2001
90. “This foreign policy stuff is a little frustrating.” –as quoted by the New York Daily News, April 23, 2002
91. “I don’t think anybody anticipated the breach of the levees.” –on “Good Morning America,” Sept. 1, 2005, six days after repeated warnings from experts about the scope of damage expected from Hurricane Katrina
92. “I know the human being and fish can coexist peacefully.” –Saginaw, Mich., Sept. 29, 2000
93. “I would say the best moment of all was when I caught a 7.5 pound largemouth bass in my lake.” –on his best moment in office, interview with the German newspaper Bild am Sonntag, May 7, 2006
94. “They misunderestimated me.” –Bentonville, Ark., Nov. 6, 2000
95. “For every fatal shooting, there were roughly three non-fatal shootings. And, folks, this is unacceptable in America. It’s just unacceptable. And we’re going to do something about it.” –Philadelphia, Penn., May 14, 2001
96. “This is an impressive crowd — the haves and the have mores. Some people call you the elite — I call you my base.” –at the 2000 Al Smith dinner
97. “Families is where our nation finds hope, where wings take dream.” –LaCrosse, Wis., Oct. 18, 2000
98. “I know what I believe. I will continue to articulate what I believe and what I believe — I believe what I believe is right.” –Rome, Italy, July 22, 2001
99. “See, in my line of work you got to keep repeating things over and over and over again for the truth to sink in, to kind of catapult the propaganda.” –Greece, N.Y., May 24, 2005
100. “People say, how can I help on this war against terror? How can I fight evil? You can do so by mentoring a child; by going into a shut-in’s house and say I love you.” –Washington, D.C., Sept. 19, 2002
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101. “I wish you’d have given me this written question ahead of time so I could plan for it…I’m sure something will pop into my head here in the midst of this press conference, with all the pressure of trying to come up with answer, but it hadn’t yet…I don’t want to sound like I have made no mistakes. I’m confident I have. I just haven’t — you just put me under the spot here, and maybe I’m not as quick on my feet as I should be in coming up with one.” –after being asked to name the biggest mistake he had made, Washington, D.C., April 3, 2004
102. “You forgot Poland.” –to Sen. John Kerry during the first presidential debate, after Kerry failed to mention Poland’s contributions to the Iraq war coalition, Miami, Fla., Sept. 30, 2004
103. “Goodbye from the world’s biggest polluter.” –in parting words to world leaders at his final G-8 Summit, punching the air and grinning widely as those present looked on in shock, Rusutsu, Japan, July 10, 2008
104. “The British government has learned that Saddam Hussein recently sought significant quantities of uranium from Africa.” –State of the Union Address, Jan. 28, 2003, making a claim that administration officials knew at the time to be false
105. “The most important thing is for us to find Osama bin Laden. It is our number one priority and we will not rest until we find him.” –Washington, D.C., Sept. 13, 2001
106. “I don’t know where bin Laden is. I have no idea and really don’t care. It’s not that important. It’s not our priority.” –Washington, D.C., March 13, 2002
107. “So what?” –President Bush, responding to a an ABC News correspondent who pointed out that Al Qaeda wasn’t a threat in Iraq until after the U.S. invaded, Dec. 14, 2008
108. “Can we win? I don’t think you can win it.” –after being asked whether the war on terror was winnable, “Today” show interview, Aug. 30, 2004
109. “I just want you to know that, when we talk about war, we’re really talking about peace.” –Washington, D.C. June 18, 2002
110. “I trust God speaks through me. Without that, I couldn’t do my job.” –to a group of Amish he met with privately, July 9, 2004
111. “Major combat operations in Iraq have ended. In the battle of Iraq, the United States and our allies have prevailed.” –speaking underneath a “Mission Accomplished” banner aboard the USS Abraham Lincoln, May 1, 2003
112. “We found the weapons of mass destruction. We found biological laboratories … And we’ll find more weapons as time goes on. But for those who say we haven’t found the banned manufacturing devices or banned weapons, they’re wrong, we found them.” –Washington, D.C., May 30, 2003
113. “Those weapons of mass destruction have got to be somewhere!” –joking about his administration’s failure to find WMDs in Iraq as he narrated a comic slideshow during the Radio & TV Correspondents’ Association dinner, Washington, D.C., March 24, 2004
114. “I’ll be long gone before some smart person ever figures out what happened inside this Oval Office.” –Washington, D.C., May 12, 2008
115. “Rarely is the questioned asked: Is our children learning?” –Florence, South Carolina, Jan. 11, 2000
116. “As yesterday’s positive report card shows, childrens do learn when standards are high and results are measured.” –on the No Child Left Behind Act, Washington, D.C., Sept. 26, 2007
117. “If this were a dictatorship, it’d be a heck of a lot easier, just so long as I’m the dictator.” –Washington, D.C., Dec. 19, 2000
118. “I’m the decider, and I decide what is best. And what’s best is for Don Rumsfeld to remain as the Secretary of Defense.” –Washington, D.C. April 18, 2006
119. “There’s an old saying in Tennessee — I know it’s in Texas, probably in Tennessee — that says, fool me once, shame on –shame on you. Fool me — you can’t get fooled again.” –Nashville, Tenn., Sept. 17, 2002
120. “Too many good docs are getting out of the business. Too many OB-GYNs aren’t able to practice their love with women all across this country.” –Poplar Bluff, Mo., Sept. 6, 2004
121. “Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we.” –Washington, D.C., Aug. 5, 2004
122. “You work three jobs? … Uniquely American, isn’t it? I mean, that is fantastic that you’re doing that.” –to a divorced mother of three, Omaha, Nebraska, Feb. 4, 2005
123. “Brownie, you’re doing a heck of a job.” –to FEMA director Michael Brown, who resigned 10 days later amid criticism over his handling of the Hurricane Katrina debacle, Mobile, Ala., Sept. 2, 2005
124. “My answer is bring them on.” –on Iraqi insurgents attacking U.S. forces, Washington, D.C., July 3, 2003
125. A dictatorship would be a heck of a lot easier, there’s no question about it. George W. Bush
126. After the chaos and carnage of September 11th, it is not enough to serve our enemies with legal papers. George W. Bush
127. America is a friend to the people of Iraq. Our demands are directed only at the regime that enslaves them and threatens us. When these demands are met, the first and greatest benefit will come to Iraqi men, women and children. George W. Bush
128. America is a Nation with a mission – and that mission comes from our most basic beliefs. We have no desire to dominate, no ambitions of empire. Our aim is a democratic peace – a peace founded upon the dignity and rights of every man and woman. George W. Bush
129. America is the land of the second chance – and when the gates of the prison open, the path ahead should lead to a better life. George W. Bush
130. America must not ignore the threat gathering against us. Facing clear evidence of peril, we cannot wait for the final proof, the smoking gun that could come in the form of a mushroom cloud. George W. Bush
131. America will never seek a permission slip to defend the security of our people. George W. Bush
132. Americans are rising to the tasks of history, and they expect the same of us. George W. Bush
133. Any government that supports, protects or harbours terrorists is complicit in the murder of the innocent and equally guilty of terrorist crimes. George W. Bush
134. Bring them on. George W. Bush
135. Do I think faith will be an important part of being a good president? Yes, I do. George W. Bush
136. Every nation in every region now has a decision to make. Either you are with us, or you are with the terrorists. George W. Bush
137. Everywhere that freedom stirs, let tyrants fear. George W. Bush
138. Faith crosses every border and touches every heart in every nation. George W. Bush
139. For all who love freedom and peace, the world without Saddam Hussein’s regime is a better and safer place. George W. Bush
140. For diplomacy to be effective, words must be credible – and no one can now doubt the word of America. George W. Bush
141. Free nations are peaceful nations. Free nations don’t attack each other. Free nations don’t develop weapons of mass destruction. George W. Bush
142. Freedom itself was attacked this morning by a faceless coward, and freedom will be defended. George W. Bush
143. Government does not create wealth. The major role for the government is to create an environment where people take risks to expand the job rate in the United States. George W. Bush
144. Great tragedy has come to us, and we are meeting it with the best that is in our country, with courage and concern for others because this is America. This is who we are. George W. Bush

George W. Bush Quotes

Skillz Rap Up 2009 + Lyrics + Video

Skillz Rap Up 2009 – 2009 in review
Shaquan Lewis, AKA Mad Skillz, Ryan-Skillzy, The Dell or Skillz, is an American rapper.

SKills Rap Up 2009 Lrics:

The “09 Rap Up
Ugh Check It Yo Yo
I’m bout to put this thing again “09 is outta here,
2010 is in the building, it’s time for a new year.
Your boy skillz is back on it’s grind let’s run it back and
recap 2009, DC starts off in conversation cuz we was in yo town
for your inauguration we froze are asses off ,it wasn’t just me
it was a small price to pay too see history Biggies movie
came out and got shine, Ne-Yo and Jim Jones got scrappin up
in loui Voutton, tvs went digital, the goverments lame; ya’ll bought
them boxes? to me this shit still looks the same and i don’t care about
the fate, of John and Kate you feel sorry for anybody it
should be the plus eight, having seven siblings can’t be calm,
but ill take twenty of them before i take one octomom, 50 and
Rick Ross that’s a new level of beefin, Lebron got dunked on
and he ain’t want use to see it, the news of chris
and rihanna broke in the streets, T-Pain got on the golf
cart and broke some teeth, Tiny and Toya got a show? thats crazy
Tiny you gonna have a second season (Yea Baby),Run DMC they
got their own street, and Jo-Jo got caught trying to spark that
leaf, man the game is bananas for playing Hip-Hop, Me and Jazzy Jeff got
kicked out of Kansas, Rick Ross shades was phony and fake, enter
a newcomer by the name of Drake, the industry
gotta get it in gear, cuz it’s bad when a mixtape
is really the album of the year, and his vid wasn’t bad
but i was made at them breast i never had(breast i never had),
Eminem and Mariah, sounded better and we all took this
new thing called twitter where you can follow peeps just
to see what they say and if you want to you can follow
me @SkillzVA, Bernie Madoff he was playing fro keeps
and Amber Rose became famous without having to speak, Black Eye Peas
rolled deep, they blacked perez hilton and made him pee in the middle of the
street, Lil Wayne did it big he said he wanted to F**** every girl in
the world and i think he did it, Chris Brown now that’s my guy but
how he do an interview and all yall notice is the bowtie?
the media went hard, Chris you want us to forget just
tells what really happend in the car, Rihanna she kept quiet
untill she had an album to sell but we still ain’t buy it, Mike Vick
and A.I back in action and we were shot by the loss of Mr. Michael Jackson,
i never thought that star would fall to the ground Mike was huge the
news shut the internet down, through your music you live long
my friend but we know we will never see talent like you again, i
gotta man up cuz even i was a fan of… The Real Houswives of Atlanta,
I love kakndys song, but that Kim?
(Thats A Dirty Low Down Monkey With A Weave On).
Tardy for the party brought some joy but never left the
ground just like the Ballon Boy, and to the parents
im gonna say why-lie! you name him falcon, but that ain’t mean he can fly,
far as R&B goes Trey Songz the guy, and im a grown man but im scared
of Lady Gaga, Drake’s knee kept saying hey bruh just sit, and
Kanye snatched the mic from Taylor Swift then the world couldn’t stand
them(I’m really happy for you ima let you finish)(Im let you finish)
man i think he planned that, the goverment yea they think they slick what happend to
Clash & Clankers, thats shit came and went, The Hangover was funny as hell and so
are the rappers who couldn’t get their asses outta jail, Jay-Z went on Oprah
and hit # 1 and she gave out alot of chicken but she ain’t give him none, and
H1N1 is causing drama and we waz all shaking are heads and Lil Mama
like, why was you on stage? nobody gave you a cue, and with a head that big you should
have thought that through, Nicki Minaj gave female MCs some help,
but if she signed your boob u should be ashamed of yourself, and
Whitney Houston got back to working
kids came up with this thing called jerkin; where you take dance and rap
and combine them two, news flash comon son that ain’t nuttin new,
Nas and Kelis they couldn’t get that thing back, diddy holla at
me if you want that ring back, Jamie he blamed on the alchol and
maybe that’s what made Jay-Lo fall, Health care got passed and that’s whats good,
the idiot of the year Tiger Woods(Its Uh, Its Tiger..)
could you say fail? would elses name is Tiger? why would you leave your name on the voicemail?
he changed the game i suppose, who would though he was putting 18 holes
T.I. came home after 7 months… i can’t watch Moniques show because
she yells too much, and we mourned this year,i got to say every other day.. somebody passed away
Mr. Magic, Roc Raida, My Man Baatin, Darian, And My Friend A-M
it was a very sad year to say the least,
so to everybody we lost.. rest in peace

About Skillz

Shaquan Lewis, AKA Mad Skillz, Ryan-Skillzy, The Dell or Skillz

Skillz was born in Detroit, Michigan), but at a young age made Richmond, Virginia his home. He first made a name for himself by finishing in second place (Losing to Mc Supernatural) in a national freestyle competition in 1992, which resulted in a recording contract with Atlantic Records. Skillz’ Atlantic debut, From Where???, and its single, “The Nod Factor”, were released in 1996, but sank without a trace. In the late-1990s, he allied himself with fellow Virginia natives Missy Elliott, Timbaland, and The Neptunes. He made appearances on Timbaland’s albums Tim’s Bio in 1998, and Indecent Proposal in 2001; Timbaland made plans to sign Skillz to the Blackhand label he was developing; however, the label failed to materialize. He along with Danja Mowf, Lonnie B, and Kalonji, members of Skillz’ Supafriendz collective, also appeared on a remix of Aaliyah’s hit single “Are You That Somebody” in 1998.

More recently (2000) Skillz is known for his tell all single “Ghostwriter”. Within this single, he names (but edits) artists for which he has written hit singles. It has alluding lines such as ‘I’m a ghostwriter, I’m the cat that you don’t see/I write hits for rappers you like and charge ‘em a fee’. Un-edited versions of the track have not surfaced but Skillz is known to do a live performance in which he includes the names. In one live performance he mentions P. Diddy, Foxy Brown, Mase, Will Smith and Jermaine Dupri. One artist who openly admits Skillz has written hits for him is P. Diddy. Skillz has also made a remix with Southern Texas rapper Lil’ Flip for the song “Dem Boyz” which has also been “Screwed and Chopped”.

Skillz eventually got a deal with Rawkus, where he recorded his 2002 LP I Ain’t Mad No More, the title of which commemorated the official change of his MC moniker from “Mad Skillz” to just “Skillz”. The afore mentioned LP was never officially released in the U.S., however, during the Sprite Liquid Mix Tour in 2003 he sold some bootleg versions of this CD. The CD was re-packaged without several tracks as “Confessions Of A Ghostwriter” in 2005. A Supafriends LP, Supavision, and another solo LP. A client for the Mama’s Boys management company which also includes Musiq, Skillz has been a featured artist at okayplayer.com, run by Questlove of The Roots. Since the year 2002 Skillz has done a year end “Rap-Up” song that encapsulates the events of the prior 12 months. These have been well-received among fans.

Brett Favre Sings “Pants on the Ground”

The NFL team Minnesota Vikings brought the American Idol cultural phenomenon General Larry Platt to sing “Pants on the Ground”. The 62 year old  auditioned for the show in Atlanta, Georgia. He sang his song entitled “Pants on the Ground,” the song was one of the hits of the American Idol show. NFL superstar Brett Favre jumped on the band-wagon before a game singing “Pants on the Ground” for his Viking Team-mates.

Pants on the ground – Vikings Playoff: http://www.bluealleymarketing.com/just-for-fun/2010/01/nfl-vikings-sing-%E2%80%9Cpants-on-the-ground%E2%80%9D

NFL Vikings Sing “Pants on the Ground”

Before the Vikings NFL Playoff game they watched the American Idol cultural phenomenon sing “Pants on the Ground”. The 62 year old General Larry Platt auditioned for the show in Atlanta, Georgia. He sang his song entitled “Pants on the Ground,” which has already captured the attention of millions.

Pants on the ground – Brett Favre: http://www.bluealleymarketing.com/just-for-fun/2010/01/brett-favre-sings-%E2%80%9Cpants-on-the-ground%E2%80%9D

Funny Facebook Statuses Part 2

List of the best Funny Facebook Status Updates

The original page that I posted on funny facebook status updates got a lot of attention and has grown so much that I had to create a second page for it. So here you go. These Funny Facebook Statuses are even better than the first batch. Keep the facebook status updates coming, I enjoy reading them and posting them here if they make me laugh

1. is wondering who was the first person to look at a cow and say, ” I think I will squeeze these pink dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?”
2. says I wouldn’t say I was special, I’m better than that! I’m the limited Edition!
3. Born Free……..Taxed to Death.
4. its called the American dream…..because you have to be asleep to believe it.
5. Thinks it’s time to find a beach lined with swaying palms and tropical cocktails served all night by hot young babes.
6. You know those days when you just wake up and look outside, then want to go out and kick Jack Frost in the snowballs?
7. Life gave you lemons – tried to make lemonade – cut my finger with a knife, got juice in the eye, sugar spilled and broke the pitcher – UUGGGHHH lemons!!

8. Is dreaming of warmth, sunshine, sandy beaches, flip flops and pina coladas

9. How does paper beat rock? Ill throw a rock at you and you protect yourself with a piece of paper, lets see who wins that!

10. had an awesome day ツ I hope you did too!
11. 
    Can’t face me? Turn around, Can’t stand me? Sit down, Think I’m Tripping? Tie my shoe, like me? Great, Hate me? Even better, think you know me? You have no idea
12. 
    If you really want to do something, you’ll find a way. If you don’t, you’ll find an excuse.
13. India Foxtrot Yankee Oscar Uniform Charlie Alpha November Uniform November Delta Echo Romeo Sierra Tango Alpha November Delta Tango Hotel India Sierra, Charlie Oscar Papa Yankee Alpha November Delta Papa Alpha Sierra Tango Echo Tango Oscar Yankee Oscar Uniform Romeo Sierra Tango Alpha Tango Uniform Sierra
    (for those of you who dont understand this is written in “Military Phoenetic Alphabet” basically its all the code talk that army guys and gals do when they are communicating and it is when you take the first letter of each word to spell out a word, the “Military Phoenetic Alphabet” is also adapted by other groups and government agencies including the police. The purpose of this is to remove confusion from similar sounding letters like “D” and “P” and “Z”.)
    The above line says: “If you can understand this, copy and paste to your status”
14. My neighbor asked if he could use my lawnmower. I told him of course he could, as long as he didn’t take it out of my yard.
15. Life is like a doughnut. You’re either in the dough or in the hole.
16. A candidate is someone who gets money from the rich and votes from the poor to protect them from each other.
17. An egotist is someone who is usually me-deep in conversation.
18. Your gene pool could use a little chlorine.
19. Without ME, it’s just AWESO.
20. The human brain is a wonderful thing. It starts working the moment you are born, and never stops until you stand up to speak in public.
21. Roses are red violets are blue, I’m schizophrenic and so am I.
22. What are the days of the vampire week? Moonday, Toothday, Veinday, Thirstday and Frightday
23. If the economy is slowing down, how come it’s so hard for me to keep up with it?
24. No wonder newborn babies cry. They’ve got nothing to eat, no clothes and they already owe the government money.
25. You may have a heart of gold, but so does a hard-boiled egg.
26. You should work eight hours, play eight hours and sleep eight hours. But not the same eight hours.
27. One day your prince will come. Mine just took a wrong turn, got lost and is too stubborn to ask for directions.
28. Logic is a systematic method of coming to the wrong conclusion with confidence.
29. I’m not myself today. Maybe I’m you.
30. Conference, n. The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.
31. Whenever I find the key to success, someone changes the lock.
32. I have a lot of special people in my life… Too bad I don’t have a short bus to drive them around in
33. My biggest problem with the younger generation is I’m not in it.
34. My girlfriend said she wanted me to be more like her Ex. So I dumped her.
35. My mom never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch.
36. Eat, drink and be merry, for tomorrow they may make it illegal.
37. Some open minds should be closed for repairs.
38. If you need space then work at NASA.
39. Good judgment comes from bad experience and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.
40. It’s okay to let your mind go blank; but please turn off the sound.
41. If at first you don’t succeed, buy her another beer.
42. Don’t tell any big lies today. Small ones can be just as effective.
43. I don’t love salsa dancing. I love salsa just the way it is.
44. A dollar saved is a dime earned. The rest is taxes.
45. I can tell you’re a man with an open mind. In fact, I can feel the breeze from here.

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2010 Funny Facebook Status Updates

Funny Facebook statuses for 2010

1. ‘s 2010 New Year’s resolution is to NOT interrupt Taylor Swift if she is making an acceptance speech at a music awards ceremony.
2. ‘s 2010 New Year’s resolution is to hide the golf clubs before having multiple “transgressions”.
3. ‘s 2010 New Year’s resolution is to avoid having 8 kids and getting a reality TV show.
4. ‘s 2010 New Year’s resolution is to come up with another way to get on TV instead of faking that his 6 year old son is in a runaway weather balloon.
5. ‘s 2010 New Year’s resolution is to see Michael Jackson live in concert.  What?  He died?  How come there was no media coverage?
6. ‘s 2010 New Year’s resolution is to be on the guest list for Obama’s next state dinner.
7. ‘s 2010 New Year’s resolution is to re-enact the movie “The Hangover” in real life.
8. ‘s 2010 New Year’s resolution is to find hidden immunity idols in his house with no clues.
9. ‘s 2010 New Year’s resolution is to finally collect on his fortunes from Nigeria… Suckers!
10. ‘s 2010 New Year’s resolution is to be more like Sarah Palin a finish evertything that I st

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This video made me laugh, and in some sick way it reminds me of a few people I know. lol… Enjoy

Credits – Lux Aeterna by Clint Mansell & ‘The Really Drunk Dude’

A link to the full score of Lux Aeterna by Clint Mansell from the film ‘Requiem For A Dream’