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Humor Hotline does it again!

I love the Humor Hotline and had to share them with you and add a little excitement to your day :-)

I first heard of Humor Hotline when the released one of the best and funniest hotlines that I have ever heard… It was the now infamous “Original Rejection Hotline®”. It has been 8 or 9 years since the first time I heard this, so its nice to see the company who released it grow into what Humor Hotline has become. The Original Rejection Hotline® phone number is listed below along with several other Hotline numbers. ENJOY!!!

How To Keep an Idiot Entertained: 401-285-0696

Call The “How To Keep an idiot Entertained” Hotline at 401-285-0696, where we will teach you exactly how to entertain any idiot for at least one minute!

Outsource-A-Friendship To India: 267-436-5128

It appears your friendship has been outsourced to a call center in Bangalore, India. Call 267-436-5128 for more.

The Original Rejection Hotline®: 212-660-2245

Since 2001 The Original Rejection Hotline® has helped millions of singles deal with unwanted suitors. Whether you can’t take a hint, or just want a good laugh, The Rejection Hotline is for you!

Call it yourself for a laugh or send it to someone you know who might just be a little crazy! Either way, the Psychiatric Hotline (973-409-3277) is always guaranteed to entertain!

Since 2007 this hotline has received over 30 MILLION CALLS! Call Santa and tell him what you want for Christmas this year, but watch out for his temper… and please, this hotline is NOT for kids!
Having a bad day? Call for an inspirational (and humorous) reminder that, no matter how bad your life might suck right now, It Could Always Suck More!

Bad Breath Notification Number: 631-960-7187

Ever been around someone with nasty bad breath? Get them to call the Bad Breath Notification number for a polite little hint about their horrific halitosis: 631-960-7187.

Marijuana Legalization Line: 781-452-0647

The Legalization of Marijuana would generate BILLIONS of dollars for our economy! Call 781-452-0647 to endorse the proposal and we will notify President Obama and Congress EVERY TIME we receive one million endorsements!

The “Make It 18″ Hotline: 772-257-4488

[Note: This one isn't a "Humor" Hotline - it's actually serious!] Do you have an opinion on changing the legal drinking age? Call the “Make it 18″ Hotline to make your voice heard: 772-257-4488.


Think you’ve got it bad at your company? Call the “Human Resources Hotline” for the worst company in America to hear how it could be much, much worse: 786-837-9893
Below is an almost complete listing of the Hotlines that Humor Hotlines has available. Spred the love just as they have been doing for years :-)

Posted by on Sunday, January 3, 2010 at 1:52 pm 
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